I Enjoy Coffee on Special Occasions – Alive & Sober Shirt

A funny coffee and sobriety-inspired graphic featuring the saying “I enjoy coffee on special occasions, like being alive and sober.” A bold design perfect for coffee lovers, recovery celebrations, sobriety milestones, or everyday wear.

Choose from a T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, or hoodie in adult sizes S–4XL.

Mockup images are for display only. Comparable blanks may be used based on availability.