Dead Inside But Caffeinated Tee – M, L, XL | Halloween Coffee Shirt | Spooky Funny Graphic

🕷️ Spooky season energy: 99% caffeine, 1% soul.
Our Dead Inside But Caffeinated tee is the official uniform of the over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived ghouls haunting coffee shops this October. With bold gothic-style lettering and soft cotton comfort, it’s the ultimate shirt for spooky mornings and haunted caffeine cravings.

Why You’ll Love It (Even in the Afterlife):

• Bold “Dead Inside But Caffeinated” Halloween-themed print

• Cozy and soft tee—perfect for fall layering and pumpkin spice everything

• Available in Medium, Large, and XL unisex fit

• Great for October outfits, haunted hayrides, pumpkin patch strolls, and costume alternatives

• A hilarious gift for coffee lovers, night shift survivors, or your favorite spooky queen 👻

✅ Product Details:

• Sizes: Medium, Large, XL (Unisex fit)

• Color: Black, Charcoal Gray, or Vintage Heather

• Material: 100% Cotton – Gildan Softstyle or equivalent

• Fit: Unisex relaxed – true to size

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Design: Gothic-style spooky font with Halloween elements (can include spider webs, bats, ghost steam from mug, etc.)